Best 25+ Gavin and Stacey Quotes

Gavin and Stacey Quotes
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Builtinbusiness: Nessa “Sling your hook you pervert or I’ll break your arm.”

Smithy : “17 and 3/4 actually and she just got 90% on her driving theory and her test is in two weeks but whatever.”


Rudi : ‘You did not invent the robot’

Bryn: “Tell it to the hand Girlfriend”

Uncle Bryn: ‘And the best thing to do is to think of something to help remind you, like with me now, I think of ‘whiskey with water”

Dawn : “How’s my little gingerbread man?”

Pam: “But, I would ask you to respect my views. And all the little animals whove been needlessly murdered in the name of Western Civilised greed. “


Dave Coaches: ‘How you doin’ sugar tits’

Smithy : “No-one wants this marriage to fail more than I do.”


Doris: ‘Thing to remember is don’t go giving him nothing on the first night. Well no not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger, just don’t go selling the whole farm.’

Nessa : “I need to take my mind off the fact that I’m pregnant by a man I can’t stand.”

Bryn: “You think they’ve thought of it all, you think “Where can they go with this next?” and then they hit you with it. I mean mint Baileys! Whatever will they think of next!”

Chinese Alan: ‘Anyone order a chinese?!’

Doris: “Worst thing I ever did, becoming a mother.”

Deano: “Can I have a tea in the bottom half of the cup, and a coffee in the top. A toffee or a key.’”

Bryn to Gavin: I am picking you up at seven. Were going straight down the Dolphin for a right good knees-up. Me cockney sparr-ah! .

Pete: “Lights will gui-i-i-ide you home, and igni-i-ite your bones.”

Bryn : “The truth is, I don’t want anybody in this room being raped, myself included.”

Lucy: ‘I will loolabella mozzarella.’

Doris : “Well no, not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger, just don’t go selling him the whole farm.”

Nessa: “I’ll have a pint. Of wine.”

Dave Coaches : “My motto is; fags and weed, glue and speed. But I draws the line at crack. That way everyone knows where they stand.”

Doris : “Thing to remember is don’t go giving him nothing on the first night. Well no not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger, just don’t go selling the whole farm.”

Bryn : “It’s got sepia, although i think it’s faulty because it just makes everything brown.”

Mick: “Prepare to be knighted with my special sword”

Nessa : “I just can’t believe I’m pregnant by Smithy, out of all the people I’ve slept with, not Nigel Havers, John Prescott, not any of Goldie Looking Chain!”

Bryn : “I’ve just been updating the MySpace, I’ve got 17 friends now, I’m snowed under!”

Pam : “I’m not being funny Stacey, but you want to get a life. What you just said was really boring.”

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