Builtinbusiness: The Mighty Boosh Tv Show Quotes
The Hitcher : “Aagh. It hurts. It burns. You’ve liquified me, you slags.”
Tony Harrison : “It’s an outrage. An outrage.”
The Spirit of Jazz: “I’m gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten.”
Bollo : “I got a bad feeling about this “
Howard Moon: “Don’t kill me! I’ve got so much to give!”
Vince Noir: “Goth Juice… The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”
Rudy Van Disarzio: “Better a Priest than a Beast…”
Howard Moon : “Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.”
Tommy Nooka : “Stop. Stop. I am too old. You and your wife must go without me.”
Old Gregg: “Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.”
Saboo: “You know nothing of the crunch!”
Spider Dijon: “Now I’m going to rewind you-like the bitch you are!”
Vince Noir : “You haven’t seen my mate Howard, have you? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? “
Howard Moon: “I don’t accessorize. I’m Howard Moon. There’s a simple truth to me.”
Vince Noir: “I haven’t got anything inside, I’m like a beach ball.”
Vince Noir: “Goth Juice… The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”
The Hitcher: “Aagh! It hurts! It burns! You’ve liquified me, you slags!”
Old Gregg: “Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.”
Vince Noir: “You’re in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare!”
Vince Noir: “The tie’s a multi purpose accessory, y’know, belt, school boy, Rambo.”
Montgomery Flange: “Ah, the Chokes! Chokus-Pocus!”
The Spirit of Jazz: “I’m gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!”
Eleanor: “I’m a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!”
Crack Fox: “I’m gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you”
Howard Moon: “Keep back. I know Wing-Chung.”
Howard: “I’m going to Jazzercise. Working out to hot be-bop. Circuit training to John Coltrane.”
Vince Noir: “Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists…”
Vince Noir: “The tie’s a multi purpose accessory, y’know, belt, school boy, Rambo”
Bollo: “Clothes avalanche!”
Old Gregg: “Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?”
Vince: “I don’t pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!”
Tony Harrison: “Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis inside of you!”
Bob Fossil: “Technically, you’re not a Peeping Tom if it’s one of your relatives.”
Crack Fox: “Imma done a tummy shame”
Mr Susan: “Limbo? Limbo-Bimbo!”
Vince Noir: “Goth Juice… The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”
Tommy: “There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot.”
Howard: “I don’t accessorize. I’m Howard Moon. There’s a simple truth to me.”
Piper Twin: “Apples and pears and various other fruit.”
Vince: “Imagine that! A poncho-sombrero combo. I’ll be off my tits on happiness.”
Vince: “It’s impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.”
Vince: “You’re in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare.”
Howard: “I’ll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Pain. Order up some violent quiche.”
Old Gregg: “Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.”
Vince Noir: “Soup, soup a tasty. Soup, soup a spicey. Carrot and coriander. Chilli chowder. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. I am Gespatio. Ooo. I am a summer soup. Mmm. Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP!”
